Damn! On a time, ahimsa1 I meditated.
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“Iberia, Zeno, sir, is sawn up as a pun.
Was sir…is one Zaire bidet a tide miasm?”
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I haem it2 anon3, mad!
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Notes and comments
Zeno has had a disastrous holiday and is fuming at the sarcastic holiday rep. Unfortunately, having meditated on ahimsa he cannot resort to violence and must hold his anger in.
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1. Ahimsa: Principle of non-violence advocated by Gandhi (and Zeno before him!)
2. Haem it: To ‘haem it’ means to redden with anger (my coinage). Haem is a red organic pigment found in haemoglobin.
3. Anon: Here used for ‘anonymously’.
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